Monday, December 1, 2008

favorite analogies


(i need a picture, so i'll just put this picture of a building that looks like Orthanc)

selling out is like rolling your belly: the only people who look down on it are the ones without the skill to do so.

free time is like a political office: you work real hard to get it, but once you do, you don't know what to do. (ode to Robert Redford)

children are like hiccups: they're fun to watch when they're someone else's, but when you have them yourself, you just want to get rid of them.


feel free to add some more in a comment


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"children are hiccups"! hahaha, aww

Anonymous said...

Read Joel's blog is like kidney surgery: I don't know what to expect and I real scared.

Joel Helveston said...

touche
(i think that's 'walking through the jungle')